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by Barry S. Goldberg [a.k.a. "Godzillatemple"]
If you're awfully sick And just can't mail that check Yet you still find the strength To keep bidding at length You just might be a deadbeat If your house has collapsed If your aunt has the flu If you suffer from hives If your bank account's bare If your life is a wreck If your husband got drunk If your whole town exploded If the Universe ended If you say you can't pay YOU'RE A DEADBEAT!!!!
If the National Guard Whate'er the excuse, YOU'RE A DEADBEAT!!!
If you stepped on a tack Well, I'm sorry to say YOU'RE A DEADBEAT!!!
If you're so uninspired If you sit in your room If the stock market plunged If your house is a mess If you think you've gone crazy Well, I would sympathize So, no matter the reason |
Regards,
Barry [a.k.a. "Godzillatemple"]
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