I had a cow that wouldn't give milk, I had a cow that wouldn't give milk.
My wife said "honey, now that ain't funny, to have a cow that won't give milk."
One day that rooster (Yee-ha!) came into our yard, and swept that cow right off its guard.
We're having eggnog, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!
We're having eggnog, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!

I had a dog that wouldn't have pups, I had a dog that wouldn't have pups.
My wife said "honey, now that ain't funny, to have a dog that won't have pups."
One day that rooster (Yee-ha!) came into our yard, and swept that dog right off its guard.
We're having pooched eggs, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!
We're having pooched eggs, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!

I had a gum tree that wouldn't give gum, I had a gum tree that wouldn't give gum.
My wife said "honey, now that ain't funny, to have a gum tree that won't give gum."
One day that rooster (Yee-ha!) came into our yard, and swept that gum tree right off its guard.
We're having chicklets, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!
We're having chicklets, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!

I had a garden that wouldn't grow, I had a garden that wouldn't grow.
My wife said "honey, now that ain't funny, to have a garden that will not grow."
One day that rooster (Yee-ha!) came into our yard, and swept that garden right off its guard.
We're having eggplant, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!
We're having eggplant, just like we used to, ever since that rooster came into our yard!