Oh, the farmer's name was Hiram
In the morning he would hire 'em
In the evening he would fire 'em
Down on the Bingo farm

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On the B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
B-I-B-I-B-I-Bingo
Down on the Bingo farm

Oh, the wife's name was Lucy
And she was kinda woozy
From drinking apple juicy
Down on the Bingo farm
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Oh, the maid's name was Mabel
And she spilled milk on the table
So now she sleeps in the stable
Down on the Bingo farm
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Oh, the handyman's name was Moses
And he had halitosis
So he didn't smell like roses
Down on the Bingo farm
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