Oh, the deacon went down [echo: oh, the deacon went down]
To the cellar to pray [to the cellar to pray]
And he got drunk [and he got drunk]
And he stayed all day [and he stayed all day]
Oh, the deacon went down to the cellar to pray, and he got drunk and he stayed all day
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
CHORUS:
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more,
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more,
I ain't gonna grieeeeeeeeve my Lord no more!
Oh, you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
'Cuz they roll right past
Them pearly gates
Oh, you can't get to heaven on roller skates, 'cuz they roll right by them pearly gates!
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
CHORUS
Oh, you can't get to heaven
In Daddy's car
'Cuz the gosh-darn thing]
Won't go that far
Oh, you can't get to heaven in Daddy's car, 'cuz the gosh-darn thing won't go that far!
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
CHORUS
Oh, you can't get to heaven
In Mommy's pants
'Cuz the gosh-darn things
Are full of ants
Oh, you can't get to heaven in Mommy's pants, 'cuz the gosh-darn things are full of ants!
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
CHORUS
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