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It ain't gonna rain no more, no more,
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more!
So how in the heck gonna wash your neck,
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

An apple sat on the railroad track, feeling very cross
Along came the 5:15; Toot! Toot! Applesauce!
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A rabbi sat on the railroad track, reading his baruches
Along came the 5:15, and knocked him on his toches!
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A peanut sat on the railroad track, its heart was all a-flutter
Along came the 5:15; Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!
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Miss Lucy had a tugboat, the tugboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven, but the tugboat went "Toot! Toot!"
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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear;
I've often seen her little lamb, but I've never seen her bare!
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Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead,
And now she brings it to school between two hunks of bread!
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Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam,
A little soda topped with fizz, and boy how sick our Mary is!
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Some say fleas are black, but I know that ain't so,
'Cuz Mary had a little lamb whose fleas were white as snow!
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